Transformers Shoe is Lonely
Transformers, transform and roll out err-er-eR-ur-ahH! Here's some new running shoes that transform into humanoid robots that’re in no way branded or officially associated with the Michael Bay vehicle (jazz hands) Transformers 2.
They’re only 27 dollars and there’s a reason for that. How shitty must it be to be “the one that turns into a shoe.”
Optimus Prime: Oh, hey guys, let’s go drive around the strip. We had a hard day fighting Decepticons and I think I’d like to find a foxy lady-Transformer to check my oil.
*engines rev*And there, in a cloud of lonely smoke, sits a single shoe in a teeny puddle of its own shoe-tears made of carcinogenic glue.