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Wayne Gretzky No Longer on Top of the NHL's "Hot Daughter Power Rankings"

by davidbreitman   December 21, 2009 at 2:21PM  |  Views: 262

It’s not very often that "The Great One" gets unseeded in the hockey world, but after discovering a Christmas-themed music video (filled with Alex Ovechkin and Martin Skoula cameos) created by former Detroit Red Wings' star Igor Larionov’s surprisingly sexy daughters, Gretzky is no longer number one.

While Paulina Gretzky (seen here) is still the most eligible bachelorette in my home country of Canada (i.e. that really big piece of land directly north of Idaho), it’s hard to ignore the talent shown by the Larionov offspring. By talent, of course I’m referring to their appearance. Their musical abilities are predictably mediocre, much like you’d expect from a Kris Draper or Kirk Maltby baby.

Anyways, marrying Paulina would still give me the chance to legally change my last name to Gretzky, a move that would give me instant “street cred” in the Burbank Adult Men’s Ice Hockey League, but judging on sheer appearance (the best way to pick a wife), the Larionov girls get the edge.

Oh yeah, and there’s an important breast cancer awareness message in this video somewhere.

Source: Hockey Fights Cancer

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