How Could a Drunken Sword Fight Possibly End Badly?

June 2, 2010

In the ancient city of Indianapolis, two ninjas honorably battled by sword for the honor of their people. Of course, by “ninjas” we mean “white trash rednecks” and by “honor of their people” we mean “because they were drunk.”

A young Indiana man was sentenced to 55 years in prison this week after an alcohol-fuelled fight with his elderly uncle ended fatally.

Following the kill, his 77-year-old grandmother tried to break things up… big mistake.

Rondeau took her actions a mystic breach of trust and sentenced her to “death by sword,” or, as the prosecutors referred to it, "homicide."

Rondeau is currently sitting in jail awaiting both his appeal and a suitable sensei to train him in the ways of the cafeteria.

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