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Ninja vs Pirate!

by deadliestwarrior_kelly   September 01, 2010 at 6:17PM  |  Views: 354

BEGINNING ASSESSMENT: The ultimate battle question. Who will win? The early gunpowder Pirate, or the amazingly fast Ninja?

NINJA:

SHORT RANGE: Ninjato Sword.

SHORT RANGE 2: Kusarigama.

MEDIUM RANGE: Shuriken.

LONG RANGE: Blowgun.

SPECIAL: Black Eggs.

PIRATE:

SHORT RANGE: Cutlass Sword.

SHORT RANGE 2: Boarding Ax.

MEDIUM RANGE: Blunderbluss.

LONG RANGE: Flintlock Pistol.

SPECIAL: Grenado.

EDGES:

NINJATO vs CUTLASS. EDGE = NINJATO.

The Ninjato, along with the Ninja's special technique, has great slashing lethality and is much faster.

KUSARIGAMA vs BOARDING AX. EDGE = KUSARIGAMA.

The Kusarigama has the extra feature of a ball & chain on the other side, making it a double threat killing machine.

SHURIKEN vs BLUNDERBLUSS. EDGE = BLUNDERBLUSS.

The Blunderbluss, even though it gets one shot, and can misfire, it can easily kill an unarmored enemy, such as a Ninja. The Shuriken can kill, but it has less accuracy, and less range.

BLOWGUN vs FLINTLOCK PISTOL. EDGE = BLOWGUN.

Both are very lethal against each other. The poison lethality will kill and also the blowgun is reloadable and has accuracy. Even though the pistol has longer range it is just one factor vs two.

BLACK EGGS vs GRENADO. EDGE = GRENADO.

The Black Eggs will not really kill but just distracts a person with the peppers and glass. It hurts, but the Grenado will blow up, definately killing.

BATTLE:

A large Spanish Ship docks on a beach an unknown land, Japan. The Pirate scours the land, looking for treasure. He finds himself in a small clearing with mainly grass, bushes, and a few trees. He also sees a wierdly designed chest. He opens it up, seeing armor (of a Samurai). He closes the chest, not caring about the armor. He sees movement behind a tree, and a small star is thrown at the Pirate, he was able to dodge it, and grabs his flintlock pistol and takes out his cutlass.

The Pirate walks up to the tree, and swings his sword at it. A man covered in a full black costume jumps away. When he lands he throws the ball on his kusarigama and it wraps around the cutlass, and takes it away. The Pirate shoots his pistol, but the Ninja ducked, making the bullet miss. The Ninja comes back up and wraps the arm of the Pirate. He grabs the kusarigama, and pulls his boarding ax out of his bag. He breaks the chain and throws the ball down. The Ninja flips over to fight the Pirate, and they now clash axes. At one point, the Ninja pulls his ninjato out of the scabbard, and was able to cut the boarding ax in half.

To even the fight, the Pirate brings out another pistol. Before the Pirate gets to shoot, the ninjato cuts it in half. The Pirate runs to get his cutlass again, and when he does so, he gets to cut the rest of the kusarigama in half. The Ninja spins around in a 360, and while doing so, a black egg is thrown in the Pirate's eyes. Pepper sauce splatters over his face. As he wipes it off, he grabs his weapon that he loves going boom, the grenado. He throws it at the Ninja, but he had just enough time to get out of the way.

The Ninja shoots two poison tipped arrows, one hits the pirate in the wrist. He pulls it out quick but he already felt the poison enter his bloodstream. He had no choice, he decided to slice his arm off. He surprises the Ninja, which gives him the time to act. He pulls out his blunderbluss and shoots. The bullet only gashed the Ninja. The Ninja ran up and decapitated the Pirate. Losing his arm, would of made him dead either way.

NINJA: 510.

NINJATO: 173.

KUSARIGAMA: 213.

SHURIKEN: 22.

BLOWGUN: 102.

BLACK EGGS: 0.

PIRATE: 490.

CUTLASS: 74.

BOARDING AX: 26.

BLUNDERBLUSS: 122.

FLINTLOCK PISTOL: 160.

GRENADO: 108.

ENDING ASSESSMENT: Even though the Pirate is more upgraded with his gunpowder, the Ninja was able to survive with his speed, agility, and also had a better weapons choice of 3/5.

BEST PERFORMING WEAPON: The Kusarigama had an awesome 213 kills.

LEAST PERFORMING WEAPON: The Black Eggs got no kills at all.

THE DAILY FOUR