When it comes to watching trailers, there’s nothing better than seeing the term "Red Band" in the title. Why? Because you get to see trailers the way they were meant to be seen. Uncensored and balls-to-the-wall. Over the past few years Red Band trailers have been all the rage on the Internet, but this year’s selection might be the best of the bunch.
10. Cop Out
After the first trailer for Cop Out was deemed an unmitigated disaster, a new Red Band trailer was released and all that negativity changed overnight. Yes, it was much, much funnier than the first, and yes, it shows Tracy Morgan punching a kid in the balls. What more could you ask for in a Red Band trailer? The movie itself didn’t get much better than the uncensored trailer, but at least it had some hilarious Tracy Morgan moments mashed together with the always epic Ram Jam classic “Black Betty.”
9. Love and Other Drugs
Love and Other Drugs is based on the book Hard Sell: The Evolution of a Viagra Salesman. Jake Gyllenhaal plays a salesman who works in the weird world of pharmaceutical drugs and begins to find serious success selling a new male performance enhancement drug. Gyllenhaal eventually meets Anne Hathaway's character during one of his sales calls and pretty much falls head over heals for her. The main thing worth watching in this trailer is Anne Hathaway. She shows a ton of skin and kinda acts like a naughty slut. Just sayin’.
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8. I Love You Phillip Morris
Wow. So most of you dudes out there may have a little trouble getting through the uncensored trailer for the Jim Carrey straight-man-gets-in-a-car-accident-discovers-he's-gay-and-goes-to-jail comedy I Love You Phillip Morris. It’s easily one of the rawest Red Band clips ever to hit the Interwebs. I know I’m not alone when I saw I could've gone without seeing Mr. Carrey getting it on with a sweaty dude, but the balls it took to release this thing definitely deserves some kind of "love." The makers of Bad Santa are naughty dudes.
7. Repo Men
Repo Men follows two men (Jude Law and Forest Whitaker) in the future whose job it is to cut out the artificial organs from people who can no longer make their payments. The Red Band trailer showcased the amazing cast as well as the awesome-looking action. A little blood is also up in the mix. I know it’s gross, but there’s just something so satisfying about seeing graphic images of humans getting their organs repossessed.
The Red Band trailer for the action bonanza Faster is seriously off the charts, people. Starring Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson and Billy Bob Thornton, Faster is about an ex-convict (Johnson) who sets out to avenge his brother's death after they both get double-crossed during a heist. This Red Band trailer blew the first teaser out of the water with a whole hell of a lot of blood and...even more blood. What more can a guy ask for?