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William Wallace vs Spartan

by deadliestwarrior_kelly   September 03, 2010 at 2:03PM  |  Views: 293

BEGINNING ASSESSMENT: Scotland's patriot that fought off the English, Sir William Wallace, comes to the Bronze age killing machine, the Spartan!

WILLIAM WALLACE:

SHORT RANGE: War Hammer.

MEDIUM RANGE: Claymore Sword.

LONG RANGE: Ball&Chain.

SPECIAL: Targe Shield & Dirk Dagger.

SPARTAN:

SHORT RANGE: Xiphos Shortsword.

MEDIUM RANGE: Spear.

LONG RANGE: Javelin.

SPECIAL: Spartan Shield.

EDGES:

HAMMER vs XIPHOS. EDGE = HAMMER.

This was close but the Hammer wins due to a crushing side and it can also impale a head.

CLAYMORE vs SPEAR. EDGE = CLAYMORE.

The Claymore has the ability to stab and slash where the Spear can only stab.

BALL&CHAIN vs JAVELIN. EDGE = JAVELIN.

Both weapons are close but the Javelin is more accurate and maybe longer range. It has great killing power.

TARGE & DIRK vs SPARTAN SHIELD. EDGE = TARGE & DIRK.

This was close but what made the difference was that the Targe has a long spike on it, and it has a companion dagger, the Dirk.

BATTLE:

William Wallace is seen walking throughout Europe, after fighting off more English warrriors. William sees a bronze covered man and he screams, "SPARTA!" and he throws a javelin. It misses Wallace, and he throwws his ball and chain. It bounces off the Spartan's shield. He grabs his spear, which was planted in the ground. He starts running toward William, which brings out his hammer. Before the spear is thrusted at Wallace, the hammer hits the shield, but it comes and hits William back in the chest. William falls down, dropping his hammer. As he's still on the ground, the spear comes down just after he pulls up the hammer to block.

William gets back up, and pulls his claymore out. The spear comes out and he cuts the head of it off. The Spartan pulls the xiphos out, and it stabs Wallace in the left shoulder. William runs away and pulls out his own shield along with the dagger. He stabs the armor of the Spartan and it breaks through, also hitting his shoulder. The spartan hits Wallace again but just knocks him down, not killing. Wallace stabs the shield with the targe, and it hits the arm behind it. The Spartan screams, and then he drops the shield. He attacks with the xiphos, and it hits the targe. Wallace also drops it, leaving him the dagger and sword.

The claymore slashes at the Spartan's leg but the greaves protect. He tries again and slashes the Spartan's arm. The xiphos thrusts into William's leg. He retaliates by slashing the sword hand off. He runs behind the Spartan and stabs the dagger into the neck.

WILLIAM WALLACE: 508.

WAR HAMMER: 112.

CLAYMORE: 245.

BALL&CHAIN: 6.

TARGE: 89.

DIRK: 56.

SPARTAN: 492.

XIPHOS: 104.

SPEAR: 219.

JAVELIN: 60.

SHIELD: 109.

ENDING ASSESSMENT: This was much too close, but the three EDGEs claimed by William Wallace, and almost a 600 year advantage made a little difference.

BEST PERFORMING WEAPON: The Claymore Sword had an outstanding 245 kills, less than half of William Wallace's total score.

LEAST PERFORMING WEAPON: The Ball and Chain wasn't very effective, claiming only six kills.

THE DAILY FOUR

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