Everybody always throws out statements like “I’d leave my wife for a free cheeseburger” or “I’d give my left testicle to win a date with Dirk Nowitzki.” But very few people are willing to actually step up and do it… until now.
In the most disturbing and inspirational craigslist ad ever created, one man steps up and puts his testicles where his fanhood is:
WILL TRADE; Left testicle for Super Bowl tickets (Miami)
High capacity, O negative, well traveled, well maintained, larger than average, only used for @ 22 years! (was in storage before that)
History of producing blond haired Caucasian males inclined towards joining the military. (1 army, 1 marine) (results may vary!)
All sales are final!!
Will complete transaction after the game! (and I'll need a ride to the airport and help on a plane!)
Pictures/documentation available upon request.
Email for additional information!
Honestly, I like this guy’s style.
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