Mantenna - Wednesday, February 10

February 10, 2010

John Mayer chats about incredible sex with Jessica Simpson, Lady Gaga and Britney Spears are planning a collaboration, and Michael Vick urinates on what’s left of his reputation...the Mantenna is stylin' and profilin'!

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John Mayer’s Incredible Sex with Jessica Simpson

In an interview with Playboy magazine, singer John Mayer opened up about a whole host of topics, including his relationship with Jennifer Aniston, love of porn, the racial preference of his penis, and his “crazy” sex with Jessica Simpson. Mayer tells the mag, “That girl, for me, is a drug. And drugs aren't good for you if you do lots of them. Yeah, that girl is like crack cocaine to me... Sexually it was crazy. That's all I'll say. It was like napalm, sexual napalm...” With a glowing endorsement like that, I doubt Jessica will be single for much longer. [Playboy]

Jennifer Garner Brought a Dolphin to Orgasm

A certain male dolphin somewhere out there has a thing for Jennifer Garner. The actress appeared on the Late Show with David Letterman and told a story about how she brought a dolphin to orgasm. She said, “"I had my feet dangling in the water and the dolphin came and swam right over my foot. I thought, 'That was so cool!'" She told Letterman how the dolphin continued to swim back and forth over her leg with increasing speed. She says, “Then the dolphin does some thing and I said to the trainer, 'I think the dolphin just peed' and he said, 'No, ma'am, no.'" [Huffington Post]

Penelope Cruz Jumps Ship

Just a day after it was announced she was going to star in Lars von Trier’s new movie, Melancholia, Penelope Cruz has jumped ship. And the ship she’s jumped to (to extend this metaphor a bit longer) has a lot more treasure on board. And now that Cruz is sailing with it, it’s got more booty, too. Cruz is negotiating to join Pirates of the Caribbean: On Stranger Tides, being directed by Rob Marshall, the guy who just got her nominated for a Best Supporting Actress Oscar for Nine. Looks like Depp is going to be setting sail with a very lovely lady. [Heat Vision Blog]

Spider-Man Reboot Goes to the Dark Side: 3D

You knew it was inevitable, and so it was: the Spider-Man reboot to be directed by Marc Webb is in fact going 3D. Why? Because, that’s why. From here on out every huge comic book movie and blockbuster in general is going to get the 3D treatment, whether it makes sense or not. Thanks, James Cameron, for all the headaches we’re going to get while going to the movies for the next five years. [First Showing]

The 30 Most Violent Snowmen

With record storms blanketing the Mid-Atlantic region with endless amounts of snow, there are undoubtedly thousands of snowmen dotting the landscape. But why settle for boring ol' Frosty when you can have a snowman wielding a machine gun or your favorite weapon of choice?  CollegeHumor has rounded up some of the more wild examples and the results are predictably creative. [CollegeHumor]

Lady Gaga and Britney Spears Planning Collaboration


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Lady Gaga and Britney Spears are reportedly planning to record a song together. A source told The Sun that "Gaga has made no secret of just how much of a Britney fan she is." "She has even admitted she used to have posters of her on her wall and she was a great source of inspiration when she was a struggling songwriter.” This should be very interesting. Freakshows of the world, unite! [The Sun]

Michael Vick Urinates on What’s Left of His Reputation

After a brief stop in Federal Prison that cost him his job as the Atlanta Falcons’ starting quarterback, Michael Vick has spent the last two years doing everything he can to repair his image (including an unintentionally comedic reality show). Today, he continued his empathy tour on Atlanta radio where he told fans that "I was complacent at the time, somewhat lazy, and I settled for mediocrity. I thought what I was doing was enough. Just imagine what I could have been doing if I really would have been applying myself.” It’s like this guy just gets his fans. There’s nothing like a guy who says “Not only did I break the law, but I didn’t really care about your team before I did it.” [Yahoo!]

AT&T "4G" Network Coming Soon

AT&T has just inked deals with Alcatel-Lucent and Ericsson, who supply AT&T's 3G equipment, solidifying 2011 as the year of 4G. AT&T's "field trials" of LTE are promised for later this year—a soft launch that will most likely resemble AT&T's rollout of 7.2Mbps technology—with commercial deployment slated for 2011. Promising transfer rates of 140-300Mbps, LTE can't come soon enough. Of course, a skeptic might temper their expectations for any grand future of AT&T when the present ain't so hot to begin with. [ATT]

PlayStation 3 Going 3D This Summer

Sony hasn't exactly been coy about positioning the PS3 as a platform for 3D gaming and movies, but now SCEA's John Koller has revealed that multiple 3D firmware updates will arrive on the PS3 by this summer: "3D is a major part of our initiatives in 2010 and we're currently developing 3D stereoscopic games to come in conjunction with the launch of Sony's 3D compatible BRAVIA LCD TV in summer 2010." So, you've still got plenty of time to stock up on aspirin! [Pocket]

Check out previous installments of Mantenna:

Tuesday, February 9

Monday, February 8

Friday, February 5

Thursday, February 4

Wednesday, February 3

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