Cover-up artists Tommy Helm, Big Gus and Jasmine Rodriguez have been through three seasons of fixing cringe-worthy tattoos in Tattoo Nightmares. Though they surely get to meet some interesting characters and hear some crazy stories, you can't help but wonder how they get through such catastrophic conditions so calmly.
Here is a countdown to the worst and most regretful tattoos of the year 2014. A list that's sure to make you feel a little better about the mistakes you've made in the last year.
5. Adina's #1 FanWhen you're trying to impress your favorite R&B artist by getting a tattoo of her, do not rush the tattoo session.
4. DJ Baby BoyWhat 16-year-old wouldn't let a gang of biker bar boys give him a tattoo in the middle of nowhere?
3. Baywatch BabeBeing an actress on Baywatch can do strange things to you.
2. Bible Belt TattooThou shalt not get homemade tattoos.
1. The Crotch Tattoo
Happy New Year! We wish you many more years of avoiding regretful disasterpieces!