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Top 15 Hot Girls Gone Fugly

by girls   October 06, 2008 at 6:00PM  |  Views: 9,089

5. Kelly LeBrock

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Glory Days: Kelly LeBrock was riding high in the mid 1980s with starring roles in The Woman in Red and Weird Science.  It’s hard to top yourself after you’ve played the world’s most perfect woman. Teenage boys across the world found it hard to control their Oingo Boingo after watching LeBrock.

What went wrong? She married action hero Steven Segal, who used to be her bodyguard. Then she had 3 of his children and disappeared. LeBrock has been back in the spotlight of late, appearing on reality TV shows and acting like a total b@#ch.

Is there hope? She should call up Gary and Wyatt and see if they can use their computer magic on her.

 

4. Kirstie Alley

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Glory Days: Kirstie Alley rose to prominence when she joined the cast of Cheers. In the early 90’s she won an Emmy and appeared in the first Look Who’s Talking film. She could do no wrong.

What went wrong?
She got fat...real fat. Nowadays she looks more like Jabba the Hut than the neurotic, sassy Rebecca Howe we all loved.

Is there hope? It’s okay for girls who are funny to be fat, so yes there is some hope for Ms. Alley. Plus she used to be a spokeswoman for Jenny Craig, which means she got paid to lose weight at one point. There is no better incentive to lay off the milkshakes and fries than cold hard cash.

 

3. Tara Reid

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Glory Days: It’s hard to believe but there was a time that Tara Reid was the "it" girl. She was the hottest girl in American Pie, she was dating Carson Daly (who was really cool at the time) and her husky voice seemed sexy.

What went wrong? She started accidently exposing herself, seemed wasted all the time and had plastic surgery that left her looking like she’d been run over by a gravel truck.

Is there hope? She is looking a little better of late and has had some of her botched plastic surgery corrected. She’s also shopping around her own reality show – which could be her saving grace or the final nail in the coffin of her “career."

 

2. Kathleen Turner

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Glory Days: Kathleen Turner once said in the early 1980s "on a night when I feel really good about myself, I can walk into a room, and if a man doesn't look at me, he's probably gay," and it was true. The Body Heat star was a sex bomb with a sultry sexy voice, the ultimate femme fatal who also had panache for comedy.

What went wrong? Age is a cruel thing. She’s suffered from serious arthritis, had her nose broken and her voice has deepened. She looks and sounds more like a drag queen than the sultry sex-pot she once was. These days, if she walks in a room and a guy does look at her, then he’s probably gay.

Is there hope? No! The girl can still act but she’s no Helen Mirren (who’s older).

 

1. Melanie Griffith

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Glory Days: Griffith was the original party girl. In the late 1970s she was best known for playing the sexy nymphet in films such as Night Moves, Smile and The Drowning Pool. She had a career resurgence in the mid 1980s with roles in such films as Body Double and Working Girl, showing that she could perfectly mix sexiness and comedy.

What went wrong? Oh Lordy! These days Melanie Griffith looks like a witch. All her partying and drug taking is etched onto her face. Griffith looks rough. Like that old saying going around, "you can put lipstick on a pig, but it’s still a pig."

Is there hope?
Melanie Griffith should ask her mom, actress Tippi Hedren, for advice on how to age gracefully. Then, she might have a chance.

 

* Sadly, Bea Arthur did not make the list. Scarily, she actually got better with age.

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