Nazi Waffen SS vs I.R.A.

September 17, 2010

BEGINNING ASSESSMENT: Hitler's elite body guards and Jewish killers that flamed the Second World War, comes to bullet blow-out with Northern Ireland's terroists keeping the British from taking their land.

NAZI WAFFEN SS:

MEDIUM RANGE: Mauser C-96.

LONG RANGE: MP-28.

SPECIAL: Flammenwerfer 41.

EXPLOSIVE: Bouncing Betty.

IRA:

MEDIUM RANGE: Webley Revolver.

LONG RANGE: AR-15.

SPECIAL: LPO-50 Flamethrower.

EXPLOSIVE: Nail Bomb.

EDGES:

MAUSER vs WEBLEY. EDGE = MAUSER.

Even though the accuracy of the Webley is better, the Mauser can go full auto, turning into a mini machine gun.

MP-28 vs AR-15. EDGE = EVEN!

The accuracy and, like, an AK-47 can shoot faster, but not like an MP-28. Both are great, though, so it's EVEN.

FLAMMENWERFER 41 vs LPO-50 FLAMETHROWER. EDGE = EVEN!

Both flamethrowers are really great, both are eliminators, and shoot out at a certain amount of time. If you ask me, any flamethrower is as lethal as the other.

BOUNCING BETTY vs NAIL BOMB. EDGE = NAIL BOMB.

Both are pretty similiar, both shooting out very dangerous shrapnel, but the nails, combined with semtex, and able to be detonated at any time is a little greater then stepping on a mine.

BATTLE:

Six IRA members are walking on an urban roadside and find themselves in an abandoned train yard surrounded by a forest. They walk more and one walks onto some dug up ground by mistake, he is blown up by metal pellets, and the rest of the IRA scatter away. In case of emergency, one of them runs toward a boxcar and plants a nail bomb. He picks up a webley and moves on. He sees a Nazi wearing a camoflauge git-up. The Nazi has failed to see him, and is shot in the neck by the webley. Nazi Waffen SS = 5. IRA = 5.

The webley IRA is shot at but it's only a graze. The IRA runs back to the rigged boxcar, leading the Nazi. The Nazi turned his mauser into a mini machine gun and started shooting. The IRA falls down, dead, on the detonater and the both the Nazi and the corpse of the IRA are hit by nails and die. Nazi Waffen SS = 4. IRA = 4.

Another member of the Waffen SS walks in the inside of another train boxcar, but this one looked like it previously hold passengers from place to place. He walks through it, and opens a door that leads to another boxcar. He was ready for bullets to fly at him so he moved to the side. No bullets came, and he walked into the boxcar. He sees, an enemy jump out from behind a table, and before the Nazi shoots, fire coming from the LPO-50 burns the Nazi and his MP-28 that started randomly shooting but didn't hit the LPO-50 blasting IRA. The IRA walks outside the boxcar, but now is shot by MP-28 rounds. One of the bullets hit the tank of the flamethrower, and explodes. Nazi Waffen SS = 3. IRA = 3.

The Nazi starts running through out the junk yard, and pulls out a flammenwerfer that he hid under a bush. He walks behind the kaboose (the very back of a train, so DON'T LAUGH!) and is surprised when flames come at him also. They keep blasting fire, and when all are out of fluid a few minutes later, the IRA pulls out an AR-15 and shoots the Nazi in the heart. The IRA keeps walking on, and teams up with the other, and the leader. They walk, ready to shoot at all different directions. As the one that previously fought in the flamethrower fight is shot by a mauser, the leader shoots back and kills him. Nazi Waffen SS = 1. IRA = 2.

The leader and the other start walking, and the leader heard a beep noise, but didn't really think of it. The follower, however heard an other beep noise, took another step, and blew up. The leader jumpped out of the way, only getting hit in the foot. As he gets up from his fall, he takes out a webley and uses the AR-15 as a cane. He walks on, sees the last Nazi run, too fast for the IRA's leader. The Nazi leader takes an MP-28 and shoots the IRA in the chest and the head. Nazi Waffen SS = 1. IRA = 0.

NAZI WAFFEN SS: 555.

MAUSER: 162.

MP-28: 230.

FLAMMENWERFER 41: 122.

BOUNCING BETTY: 41.

IRA: 445.

WEBLEY: 113.

AR-15: 185.

LPO-50 FLAMETHROWER: 98.

NAIL BOMB: 49.

ENDING ASSESSMENT: The Nazi had greater guns, either EVEN or better, the Nazi was better in longer ranges.

BEST PERFORMING WEAPON: The Nazi's MP-28 had an amazing 230 kills.

LEAST PERFORMING WEAPON: The Bouncing Betty had only 41 kills.

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