Even Marginally Talented NBA Players Are Banging Porn Stars Now

October 28, 2009

Peja Stojakovic really needed to read the Shawn Kemp autobiography “I Swear to God, the 18th Kid Isn’t Mine” before the start of the 2009 NBA season when he met up with Boy Meets Milf star Sienna West...Why?

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Because not only is the New Orleans forward want to avoid going on the injured reserve with a venereal disease, but now he has to go home and explain to his wife why Miller posted “Met Peja. He’s 6’9. Great Cock!” on her Twitter account yesterday.

Now sure, Miller's ability to type correctly is a glowing testament to the improving literacy rate of the pornography industry – but the fact that Peja didn’t have the common sense to ask “Is it possible that you don’t tell every 15-year-old boy and/or my wife about this?” violates the first lesson he learned as a rookie in the league.

The NBA ladies and gentlemen, catch the fever…and maybe a little herpes.

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