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The Ninja Turtle Personality Quiz

by Kevin Marshall   September 27, 2012 at 12:00AM  |  Views: 10,286
The Ninja Turtle Personality Quiz


Psychologists and scholars from Jung and Meyers to the geeks at OK Cupid have spent countless hours compiling personality tests and quizzes. It can be difficult to judge how accurate they are, though, since the questions can often be vague and the answer people give will sometimes reflect more about who they want to be than who they actually are. In honor of the new animated series of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles franchise that will debut on Nickelodeon on September 29 at 11am, here's The Ninja Turtle Personality Quiz!

Using careful and meticulous research methods, we here at All Access Weekly have compiled this simple, objective list of ten questions to determine where you reside on the ultimate and only objective scale of human personality and behavior: the Ninja Turtle Axis (NTA).

Answer each question below. For each answer: A is 1 point, B is 2 points, C is 3 points, and D is - you guessed it - 4 points. At the end, tally your score and we'll tell you what you are.



1. What subject did you excel at in school?


A. Science(s)

B. Social Studies

C. English/Literature

D. That parachute thing you used to do in gym class



2. How'd you like your pizza?


A. Extra cheese

B. Extra cheese and pepperoni

C. Extra cheese, pepperoni, and bell peppers

D. Extra cheese, pepperoni, bell peppers, onions, black olives, anchovies, ham, pineapple, and nougat

 

3. What do you look for in a life partner?


A. Someone caring and patient.

B. Someone practical and trustworthy.

C. Someone witty who can hold his/her own in a discussion.

D. Nunchuks!



4. Which of the following adjectives best describes you?



A. Smart

B. Determined

C. Quick-witted

D. Care-free



5. What's your weapon of Choice?



A. Bow Staff

B. Katana Swords

C. Sarcasm

D. Nunchuks



6. What do you read?



A. Technical manuals.

B. Non-fiction and classic literature.

C. Genre fiction.

D. WHY would I read?

 

7. Friends of ours are having a party. Wanna go?



A. Party? Who has time for a party?

B. Do they need help decorating? What're they doing for food? How many people are going?

C. Yeah, sounds like a blast. Let me just put aside everything else in the world I'd rather do right now and we'll go.

D. Why? I'm liking the one we have right here.

 

8. What's the highest level of education you've achieved?



A. PhD/MD/doctorate of some form.

B. Master's degree

C. Bachelor's degree

D. Pizza

 

9. How often do you lie?



A. I can't remember the last time I did.

B. Only when it's absolutely necessary. In other words, rarely.

C. Only when it's absolutely necessary. In other words, often.

D. Did I ever tell you about the time I rescued my hot girlfriend from Canada from ninja zombies?

 

10. How would you describe your work ethic?



A. Work is everything.

B. I'm diligent, but I take time out to have fun.

C. I work to keep the lights on in my apartment.

D. My what?

 

RESULTS:


0-10 points: YOU'RE A MONDO GECKO

You were too lazy to even finish this test. What is that, a skateboard? Go away, you're annoying.

10-16 points: YOU'RE A DONATELLO

The Ninja Turtle Personality Quiz Don


You're very meticulous and scientifically minded. You excelled at academics and that's transferred into your current career. You're very loyal, inoffensive, and reliable. However, you can also be aloof and so wrapped up in what you're doing that you neglect your social and familial obligations. It's not that you don't care, you just got wrapped up in disassembling the Mouser that tried to attack Splinter.

17-24 points: YOU'RE A LEONARDO

The Ninja Turtle Personality Quiz Leo


You're aggressive, but not in an overbearing manner. You're known for being very organized and helpful. You're very practical and there as a friend, while being relatively low maintenance and asking for little in return. People see you as a leader. Unfortunately, you weren't elected to that position, and some resent you for being kind of a control freak. "Who does he think he is," they say behind your back, "the Rat King?"

25-32 points: YOU'RE A RAPHAEL

The Ninja Turtle Personality Quiz Raf


You're the textbook definition of "street smart." Charming, charismatic, and very good with people, your capacity for empathy is unmatched by most people around you. Unfortunately, you're driven almost primarily by emotion, often to your detriment. It can cloud your thinking and override logic. It also puts you on the defensive a lot. Put away the sais, that Facebook status you read wasn't directed at you.

33-40 points: YOU'RE A MICHAELANGELO

The Ninja Turtle Personality Quiz Mike


You are pure Id personified. You're fun loving, high energy, and people really enjoy you at gatherings. You're the type of person that friends tell stories about all the time. Everyone wants to be around you, which isn't the same as wanting to be you, though you don't really see the difference. The downside is that you're exhausting to be around, and your friends are going to become mature adults much earlier than you, which ultimately will result in an awkward and lonely transition in your early 30s. You brag about your metabolism now, but it's going to slow down with age. Please keep this in mind.



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