A Fitness Trend That Must Be Stopped Immediately
Ladies, please. We understand that you're celebrities and that you're
used to the public fawning over how great you look when you keep the
pounds off, but this whole getting pumped up thing is threatening an entire nation of soon-to-be-flaccid men.
According to the Daily Mail, Sex and the City's Sarah Jessica Parker loves a good workout, but "says she'd rather go to a dinner party."
By dinner party, we can only assume she means "a nonstop feast of human growth hormone smothered on a ham-flavored Triscuit with a side order of making you punch your computer monitor repeatedly."