A Fitness Trend That Must Be Stopped Immediately

April 2, 2008


Ladies, please. We understand that you're celebrities and that you'reused to the public fawning over how great you look when you keep thepounds off, but this whole getting pumped up thing is threatening an entire nation of soon-to-be-flaccid men.

According to the Daily Mail, Sex and the City's Sarah Jessica Parker loves a good workout, but "says she'd rather go to a dinner party."

Bydinner party, we can only assume she means "a nonstop feast of humangrowth hormone smothered on a ham-flavored Triscuit with a side orderof making you punch your computer monitor repeatedly."