Let Douches Know They're Douches
The Douche Card is a simple yet effective means of informing the citizenry of Douchenstein that they are in fact legal residents. The minimalist design eschews any further editorializing than to simply and succinctly state, “you are a douche” in the lowercase, punchy style of e.e. cummings (and your mom). Get 25 of them from Orange32 for just $5.