Middle Aged White Man Celebrates Midlife Crisis with the Worst Rap Song Ever

August 10, 2011

Look, we get the appeal of rap to white people, because they think it's easy to do (which it isn't, as any karaoke night will tell you), and because it automatically makes them hip, never realizing that for it to be hip, they would have to have some credibility, "street" or otherwise. Still, even in the chronicles of whiteboy rap, Allen Samuels is really something.

We have no idea what that something is: our brains are still burning from sitting through that entire video, which feels like what happens when a small child slams Jersey Shore into The Fresh Prince of Bel Air repeatedly. It's also nice to see Samuels advancing the stereotype of "white people can't dance."

Source: A. Samuels