Late Night Strip Poll Saturday Hangover
While the survivors of Oceanic flight 815 refuse to ask anyone they come in contact with any meaningful or pertinent questions, the Late Night Strip Poll is chock full of ‘em! This week we played the Name Game and asked questions like, “who’s the funnier Dave, Letterman or Chappelle?”
Well, both Daves are certainly rich, BIATCH, but 67% of Spike guys think Chappelle is better than just OKKKKKAAAAAAAY! That ain’t no stupid human trick, that’s called the voice of the people!
Another gem this week included matching Dr. Phil up against Dr. Dre to see who you think has the better medicine. First of all, we understand Dr. Phil supposedly has a Ph. D in clinical psychology but we’re not so sure how dishing out backwoods, cornbread colloquialisms like, “A dog on the porch means he’s not poopin’ in the neighbor’s yard” qualifies as therapy…. But we have little saying we live by here at the Poll that may help you guys out: “don’t take advice from a dude with a porno ‘stache.” Honestly, the guy makes Dan Rather make sense! So it was no surprise that 63% of you guys chose to take whatever Dr. Dre prescribes over Dr. McGraw’s dog poop. Plus not only is Dr. Dre one of the greatest rappers in the game, he’s also a bad motherf’n Podiatrist. Ok, that’s a joke, but it sounded awesome!
Plus we gave you the choice between Seinfeld and Springer to see Which Jerry you’d rather have over for dinner. Both ruled TV in the 90’s, both are just as neurotic as they are iconic, and both ended hundreds of relationships in front of live studio audiences. The only difference is one sent chicks packing over mindless minutia like close talking, low talking, dirty talking, or eating your peas one at a time… and the other’s breakup methods included surprising you with the lesbian, Nazi, hooker your girlfriend was sleeping with behind your back and instigating a cat fight. Looks like you like to laugh more than like to cringe ‘cause 66% of you chose to invite Seinfeld as the more enjoyable dinner guest. Here’s hoping he brings a chocolate babka!
That’s just scratching the surface, there are so many more questions coming your way and look out for a new poll every week. Just head over to the Late Night Strip Poll and start voting.