5:00am
Cops O: Dead Man Flushing
5:00am
Cops O: Pistol Packin' Families
5:00am
Cops O: Who Let the Dogs Out?
5:00am
Cops O: Fight and Flight
5:00am
Paid Programming - Cont
5:00am
Paid Program (30)
5:00am
Paid Program (30)
9:00am
S.W.A.T. (2003)
12:00pm
The Rock (1996): Rock, The (1996)
5:30pm
Jail: Las Vegas
8:00pm
Cops O: Thanks for Nothing, Mom
9:00pm
Jail: Big Texas
11:00pm
Cops O: Thanks for Nothing, Mom
12:00am
The Dark Knight (2008): Dark Knight, The (2008)
3:30am
9:00am
Xtreme Off Road: Nissan NV Diesel Engine
9:30am
Engine Power: COPO A Go-Go
10:30am
Detroit Muscle: Ultimate Challenger Payoff
11:00am
The Dark Knight (2008): Dark Knight, The (2008)
2:30pm
The Legend of Hercules (2013): Legend of Hercules, The (2013)

Thief Receives Backdoor Delivery of Justice

by Reverend_Danger   September 30, 2008 at 7:23PM  |  Views: 450

A thief leaped from a tree branch outside the East London Museum in an attempt to break in.  He lost his footing and fell from the tree onto a metal fence which speared him in the rectum.  If you really want to do this to yourself, hit the jump for another god-awful pic.

The man was found by a tow truck driver who’s attention was caught by the screams apropos to somebody whose rectum had been rent in a humiliatingly poetic way.  He called the authorities, and firemen came to cut the pole off which traveled with him to the hospital where it was determined "the spike damaged his rectum and intestines."  No sh*t.  And, now that I think about it, he probably won't for a while.

The poor guy. He’s going to be the butt of everybody’s jokes.  Surely he couldn’t have expected to penetrate such a well-guarded institution.  An asstute man would’ve used guile to slide in smoothly.  This guy must be quite cheeky.  

image

Most Liked Videos This Week

THE DAILY FOUR