This “limited edition” NES jacket is 1 of 1,000 made. If you don’t buy it now from the product page, you know you’re going to be end up buying it off some dude in Missouri on eBay for thrice the price. How else are you going to let everybody on the street know that you’re too legit to quit? How else will they know that you know that 8 bits was plenty?
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