Mantenna - Friday, August 21

August 20, 2009

Natalie Portman and Mila Kunis are set to have aggressive sex, Michael Jackson's burial gets rescheduled for September, and Cash for Clunkers is ending Monday night...That's what Mantenna said!

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Natalie Portman and Mila Kunis to Have Aggressive Sex

Natlalie Portman and Mila Kunis are teaming up for next film by Darren Aronofsky. The script for the project, currently titled The Black Swan, has been leaked and it looks like the two hotties get it on big time. According to Script Shadow, Natalie and Mila have "ecstasy-induced hungry aggressive angry sex." It is unknown if the scene will show any nudity. The film is currently in production and quickly becoming one of 2010 must-see flicks. [Script Shadow]

Reality TV Star Charged with Playmate's Murder

Ryan Jenkins, who stars in VH1's Megan Wants a Millionaire, has officially been charged with murder over the death of his wife, former Playboy Playmate Jasmine Fiore. Authorities believe Jenkins has fled to his native Canada and will work with Canadian authorities to extradite him. More details of the vicious murder have surfaced and according to sources, Fiore was badly mutilated and had her fingernails and teeth removed before being placed in a dumpster. Meanwhile, Megan Wants a Millionaire has been yanked off TV. [People]

Courtney Love Goes Batty Over Turtle

Courtney Love's batty behavior continues after she posted a photograph of herself on Twitter getting intimate with a turtle. The pic shows the Hole singer lying in bed with a turtle on her head. Love has her arms reached out in claw-like manner, staring into the camera with her crazy eyes as the turtle turns its head looking for an escape route. That turtle will be lucky to survive the night. [Celebitchy]

Michael Jackson Burial Rescheduled For September


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A spokesman for the Jackson family has said that the King of Pop's funeral has been postponed until September 3rd, just five days after the singer's birthday. Jackson's family had planned a private daytime service for August 29th, but MJ will now be interred in The Great Mausoleum at Forest Lawn-Glendale during a private evening ceremony. The cemetery is spread over several hills roughly eight miles north of downtown Los Angeles. [MTV]

One Pirate Falls, Another Takes Its Place

You probably heard earlier this week that an intrepid user of The Pirate Bay has compiled all the torrent trackers of the entire site into one archive and posted it, essentially as a mirror of the entire website for all to download. Well, now that The Pirate Bay is getting ready to set sail into the distance, exact replicas of the site are popping up all over the place. Moral of the story? Do not piss off the nerds. [Gizmodo]

Cash for Clunkers Ends Monday Night

The federal government's Cash for Clunkers program began with a bang on July 24th but, despite the original plan being scheduled to last until Labor Day, the program will officially end next Monday night at 8PM. As of today, C4C has yielded 457,476 sales worth $1.91 billion in rebates. The feds estimate about $400 million worth of rebates have yet to be submitted and are reserving another $100 million for administrative costs. That leaves $600 million left for what should be a very busy weekend for those looking buy or sell a car. [Det News]

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Thursday, August 20

Wednesday, August 19

Tuesday, August 18

Monday, July 17

Friday, August 14

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