Pat Burrell Corks His "Bat" says Porn Star

March 5, 2009

Artificially enhanced porn star Sophia Rossi stopped by the Howard Stern Show this morning and dropped a bomb on supposed sex machine Pat Burrell, who you may know from such MLB teams as the Philadelphia Phillies and the Tampa Bay Rays. Rossi said the star left fielder may or may not have a "hollow bat." Superfluous metaphor? Maybe, but you get what you pay for.

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In these modern times of the internet, video chatting and abacus 2.0, a lot of people end up taking their work home with them. Fortunately for Rossi, her work is having sex. Lots of it. And as she was highlighting some such work projects for Stern's listeners, Burrell's name came up. She briefly touched on their relationship (pun intended) and went on to explain that he was "immature." Let's get our annunciation straight. She said immature, not pre-mature, but could there be bigger -or smaller- meaning behind her words?

All we bloggers can do is speculate, and spread ill-advised rumors. But, hey, isn't that what we do best?

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