Mantenna - Miley Cyrus Feels Unloved

April 15, 2011
Miley Cyrus feels unloved, China bans time travel, and listening to Coldplay will ruin a first date…the Mantenna is blowin’ minds and takin’ names!

Miley Cyrus Feels Unloved

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As Miley Cyrus prepares to head overseas for her Gypsy Heart Tour, the Disney songstress says she’s not feeling the love stateside. The 18-year-old is headed to Australia and South Africa at the end of the month and she’s excited because people actually appreciate her music there. She says, “I just think right now America has gotten to a place where I don't know if they want me to tour or not. Right now I just want to go to the places where I am getting the most love and Australia and South America have done that for me. Kind of going to the places where I get the most love. Don't want to go anywhere where I don't feel completely comfortable with it.” Poor Miley. [Huffington Post]

China Bans Time Travel

If you’re a fan of time traveling films or television shows such as Back to the Future or Quantum Leap, don’t move to China. The country’s State Administration of Radio, Film and Television (SARFT) has officially issued a warning to the nation’s broadcasters and content makers to cease telling stories involving time travel to the past. The head of SARFT Li Jingsheng issued a statement saying, “Many stories are totally made up and are made to strain for an effect of novelty. The producers and writers are treating serious history in a frivolous way, which should by no means be encouraged any longer.” Critics say this is yet another example of censorship by the Chinese government. Already one popular local television show about a woman who travels back in time to the Qing Dynasty and falls in love is being rewritten. [Metro UK]

It’s Official: Listening to Coldplay Will Not Get you Laid

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According to a recent poll by the Music-based dating site, Coldplay fans are the least likely music listeners to have sex on a first. Matches of the potential partners were supposedly based on their taste in music. After the results were tallied, it turned out that average Coldplay fans were the least likely to have sex on a first date. On the flipside, Nirvana fans were the most likely to score after a crazy night on the town. I’ve pretty much known this all along. Nice to know there’s now legitimate evidence to back it up. Thanks, Internet. [TIME]

Lenny Dykstra Gets Arrested

According to reports, ex-baseballer Lenny Dykstra was arrested at his home in Encino, California last evening for allegedly embezzling more than $400k from his bankrupt estate. A Los Angeles U.S. Attorney has stated that Dykstra was arrested by local authorities after he "stole and destroyed more than $400,000 worth of property in the estate." Dykstra is also being accused of ripping out a $50,000 sink from his $18 million L.A.-area mansion. Dykstra could face up to five years in federal prison if he’s convicted. [Sporting News]