I am not a morning person, but the threat of incoming toast is a delicious and terrifying wake up call to anybody. This “trebuchet toast launcher” toasts your toast like any old toaster would EXCEPT that it then fires said toast wherever you want it.
That is correct, you can adjust the angle of ejection and initial launch speed of your toast bullets. Toast, though, is a notoriously erratic projectile, so wind resistance prevents the toast launcher from being a truly reliable long-range weapon.
This toast launcher, paradoxically, belongs to a collection of kitchen items that attempts to “celebrate the mundane.” In my professional, toast-eating opinion, there is only one way to make toast less non-exciting than launching it.
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