What up, bro? I'm a little banged up from "Hardcore Justice" this past Sunday after going through a table, but I'm here and having Bigger Rob type for me. This week I am going to LIST my top 5 memories since being here in the greatest professional wrestling company in the world -- IMPACT WRESTLING
5 - X Title - Winning the X-Division title in only my 3rd IMPACT WRESTLING
match showed how great I am and certainly serves as one of my favorite matches of all time. Turning Point 2010 will never be forgotten for me as I was the greatest X-Division champ of all time, boss.
4 - Aligning with Bigger Rob - I used to have another sidekick before Bigger Rob, but she smelled really bad, was overweight and worst of all, was totally worthless. Now since rolling with Robbie T we changed each other's lives and really have an amazing bromance bro!!! We're Big Rob and Bigger Rob, my dude!!!
3 - Hardcore Justice - It was only this past Sunday, but you gotta admit that Robbie E really gave you something unexpected. I took it to Jeff Hardy, James Storm and even Bully Ray
, man. I showed you my mean side and there is a hell of a lot more of it to come!!!
2 - TV Title - One year after winning the X-Division Title I won the TV Title at the same Pay-Per-View. Turning Point 2011 made November great for me cause not only did I beat that hamster Eric Young for his title, but I also got to punk out his buddy Ronnie
from the Jersey Shore
in Macon, Georgia. Ahh memories.
1 - Jeff Hardy - 3 weeks ago on IMPACT WRESTLING
I beat Jeff Hardy fair and square in the ring 1, 2, 3... (4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10). Okay, fine, so it was by by count-out. But still, I beat him. Not only did it earn me five points in the Bound For Glory Series but also it made people realize Robbie E isn't a joke, bro. You think I'm a joke? Look at yourself. You don't have the tan. You don't have the hair. You don't have the body. And you don't have five points. You know who has five points? OH!
Until next week… OH...YOU AINT ON THE LIST BRO.
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