These Boots are Made for Gaming
If I saw a girl wearing blue glitter boots with two Gameboys sewn into the shins - if I saw that in real life and not the repeating film real in my mind - steam would literally shoot out of my ears and my tongue would loll out like a cartoon wolf.
You think, possibly, it could be a link cable for laces!? Dare to dream, cross dressing fanboys. Dare to dream.
Anyway, inventor spot says they're relatively popular in Japan, home to 78% of the world's weird sh*t.