Hurts Like Hell Recap
Get all the details and fight recap from the 100th episode of The Ultimate Fighter. Don't forget to check out the extended footage at the end, exclusively on Spike.com!
Recapping last week's fight, Junie said Kaplan's plan of standing there and getting punched in the face "works out pretty good when you're good at taking punches to the face."
It's tough to tell if he's being serious or if he's using that satire stuff that everyone is all excited about these days, but something tells me he wasn't joking. Apparently he didn't really learn much from his fight with Delgado.
Kaplan is understandably pretty upset about his loss to Nover, so heads home to drown his sorrows in the bottle. Finally, an activity I can understand. It doesn't even involve pee or any other bodily fluids.
Anyway, despite getting TKOed in the 1st round, Kaplan is convinced that he has an iron jaw and cannot be knock out, so he goads Tom Lawlor into cracking him a good one right on the button. Kaplan drops like a rock.
This week's fight was no secret, but Team Mir and Nogueira go through the official selection process anyway and announce that Kyle Kingsbury will butt heads with Team Mir favorite Krzysztof Soszynski. I guess Dana is a stickler for structure.
The piss wars seem to have come to a screeching halt, and in the absence of a good game of swords, the guys need to figure out new ways to entertain themselves. Thankfully, they've opted to take a more hygienic route this week. First off, the Red Team stuffed Krzy's bed into his closet and filled any remaining space with toilet paper. Then they went through the house and grabbed whatever they could pick up and moved it into Krzy's room.
Not quite the shock value of a spunk roll, but I'm just glad to see no one is eating semen.