F***ing is the way to get ahead in Hollywood

June 5, 2008



The director of the I'm F**king Ben Affleck/Matt Damon viral videos (seen here and here)is getting a new gig.  He’s been marked by 20th Century Fox for a feature film called Cool School.  In other news, his name is McClammy which is just ridiculous. 

Sex sells, apparently. That’s why I always try to sleep with people more important than me.  I think I’m going to invest in my future after work today (Costco box of condoms).

Variety says that Cool School is about a bunch of old advertising executives who go back to high school to figure out what it means to be cool today.  Is it too much to hope that the Kids won’t be alright?  That’s a movie I could get behind.

However, it will probably blow.  It’s going to be just like Never Been Kissed, but without the wily delight of Drew Barrymore.  What can I say?  She’s a guilty pleasure.