The Daily Douchebag - Wednesday, November 25

November 25, 2009

Scholars who believe that ninjas come from Seattle were proven wrong yesterday by a man who is currently sharpening his throwing stars in a Washington-area hospital.

Reports from the ancient Pacific Northwest claim that an individual (who believed he was a ninja) attempted to jump over a chain link fence, but fell a little bit short and sort of impaled himself a little

One policeman arrived on the scene and claimed that he was “overconfident in his abilities” and that alcohol may have played a role in his fall.

Stop giving real ninjas a bad name, D-Bag!

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