Gay Prison Gang Takes a Liking to OJ Simpson

March 25, 2010

O.J. Simpson is living proof that, even in prison, bad boys with Heisman Trophies and various murder allegations get all the chicks (or at least homosexual inmates that wear make-up and training bras).

A report in the suddenly credible National Enquirer claims that Simpson has become “very close” with a gay prison gang, receiving moral support and hands-on encouragement.

"He's really tight with 'The Girls,'" a source told the gossip-based publication. “Whenever we'd be let out to the yard, O.J. would almost always hang out with them. The 'girls' treated him like he was a king.”

Hear that, kids?

If you eat your vegetables, work hard and rush for 2,000 yards in a single NFL season before going on a mid-life crime spree, you could one day find yourself at the top of a  transgender hierarchy in a Nevada state penitentiary.

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