O.J. Simpson is living proof that, even in prison, bad boys with Heisman Trophies and various murder allegations get all the chicks (or at least homosexual inmates that wear make-up and training bras).
A report in the suddenly credible National Enquirer claims that Simpson has become “very close” with a gay prison gang, receiving moral support and hands-on encouragement.
"He's really tight with 'The Girls,'" a source told the gossip-based publication. “Whenever we'd be let out to the yard, O.J. would almost always hang out with them. The 'girls' treated him like he was a king.”
Hear that, kids?
If you eat your vegetables, work hard and rush for 2,000 yards in a single NFL season before going on a mid-life crime spree, you could one day find yourself at the top of a transgender hierarchy in a Nevada state penitentiary.
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