You heard it right, people. A man was actually forced to eat his own beard over the sale of a lawnmower. The Internet just keeps gettin’ better everyday.
In what seems to be one of the most ridiculous stories every reported on a news station, Kentucky resident Harvey Westmoreland got the shock of his life when he was held at knifepoint by two local drunkards and was actually strong-armed into chomping down his very own facial hair. Not really sure what else to say here, guys. Just watch the video and be prepared to laugh your ass off.
The South seems pre-tty awesome if you ask me.