Hulk Hogan, in the new Rolling Stone, has some pretty interesting things to say about O.J. Simpson, murdering your spouse, and the somewhat ridiculous alimony laws in the great state of California.
I could have turned everything into a crime scene, like OJ, cutting everybody's throat. You live half a mile from the 20,000-square-foot home you can't go to anymore, you're driving through downtown Clearwater and see a 19-year-old boy driving your Escalade, and you know that a 19-year-old boy is sleeping in your bed, with your wife . . . I totally understand OJ. I get it.
Can’t you just picture the Hulkamaniac ripping his button down shirt off and laying some old school smack talk on his wife? “You think you can walk into my house and just take 50 percent of my assets because California state law says you can? Ohhhhhh, baby! Ohhhhh you got another thing comin’!”
We shudder to think what would come next.
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