11:30am
The 40-Year-Old Virgin: 40-Year-Old Virgin, The
2:00pm
Our Idiot Brother (2011)
4:00pm
The 40-Year-Old Virgin: 40-Year-Old Virgin, The
6:30pm
Tommy Boy (1995)
9:00pm
I Am Chris Farley
11:00pm
Tommy Boy (1995)
1:30am
I Am Chris Farley
3:30am
Lip Sync Battle: Josh Gad vs. Kaley Cuoco
9:00am
World's Wildest Police Videos: Nervous As A Jitterbug
10:00am
World's Wildest Police Videos: Alabama Back Road Pursuit
11:00am
Rambo (2008)
1:00pm
The Expendables 2 (2012): Expendables 2, The (2012)
3:30pm
Dredd (2012)
6:00pm
X2: X-Men United (2003)
9:00pm
Wrath of the Titans (2012)

College Receiver Learns Valuable Life Lesson - Stay the Hell Away From Deion Sanders

by davidbreitman   November 05, 2009 at 4:16PM  |  Views: 115

Oklahoma State wide receiver Dez Bryant discovered what the Washington Redskins, CBS Sports, and every high class stripper in the state of Texas has known for years. Do not go anywhere near Deion Sanders!

Earlier today, Bryant – the number one ranked receiving prospect in all of college football - lost his final appeal to play this season after the NCAA suspended him for talking to Sanders.

The NCAA, an organization often celebrated for their open-mindedness, claimed that Bryant lied about meeting with Sanders to discuss things like “how to succeed as a student athlete” and “what it will take to be a better football player” – something that the dozens of NCAA athletes charged with sex crimes would likely call “disgusting.”

Now, instead of enjoying his last year of college football or focusing on getting an education, Bryant will leave school and begin preparing to for the NFL draft.

Score another victory for the NCAA! Who needs a playoff system or fair rules, when student athletes get taught valuable lessons like “Playing in a mid-major conference does mean you’re a lesser person” and “Deion Sanders is the black hole of success.”

Source: Diamond Images/Getty Images Sport/Getty Images

Most Liked Videos This Week

THE DAILY FOUR