USB Boob Warmer Battles Chilly Boobs

January 15, 2009

The USB boob warmer is a perfectly named device.  It’s a little pad that heats up when you plug it into a computer and cups itself around a boob to warm it.  And, obviously, this was cooked up in Japan. The chilly winds of the hills surrounding Tokyo have been swirling around the small, supple breasts of Japanese girls for far too long!  No longer will ice cold ghost fingers of long dead samurais coax the warmth from beneath their brassieres!

Japan is so GD ridiculous, and I love it. I bet they have Hello Kitty skins for the boob warmerI actually traveled there for New Year's, and you would be floored – literally cast onto the ground by your own astonishment – at the cold breast epidemic ravaging the cityscapes.  It’s tragic and sexy like a Victoria’s Secret model that’s in a relationship with kids

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