Personal Electrified Piggy Bank
Who electrifies a safe? Now, the answer is “the mob, and you.” The aptly-named Shock Safe is disarmed with a 4-digit code, and shocks the sh*t out of anybody trying to open it without said code. A giant red LED announces “SHOCK PROTECTED” to the would-be bank thief, so the odds are you’ll likely be shocking the very young, the very stupid, or other such illiterate demographics. What’s your problem, man?