Subtle Butt Gass Concealing Device

September 12, 2008

The siren call of taco Tuesdays is something not many men can resist.  And, like many sweet, sweet vices, there is a price to be paid down the line for hedonism today.  One of these prices, though, effects not only you, but your whole family.  Or, rather, it did until today.

Subtle Butt works by using a layer of soft, antimicrobial fabric to protect you from your own filth and a layer of activated carbon to protect others.  The activated carbon sucks up the stench, and you go on, relieved and incognito.