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The Top Seven Hottest Female Movie Geeks

by dsussman   April 07, 2010 at 10:00AM  |  Views: 6,107

Over the years, many sexy bombshells have graced movie screens, but do I dare say that us dudes kinda want just a little more than a pretty face? Few actresses have been able to pull off a pretty face and a big brain, but when they do, nothing can beat it.

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7. Scully – The X-Files

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Come on, who hasn’t had a crush on Scully (Gillian Anderson) at some point in their life? Dana Katherine Scully, M.D. has to be everyone’s favorite female special agent for the FBI.

Besides the fact that Scully is a seriously sexy special agent, she’s also a nerd at her core. Not only was she a surgeon in a Catholic hospital, Scully always based her beliefs on what science could prove and not stupid conspiracy theories. That’s my kind of woman. According to her bio, Scully attended University of Maryland, and earned a B.S. in Physics and her undergraduate thesis was titled Einstein's Twin Paradox: A New Interpretation. What a freakin’ nerd!

She made the list based one her role in the first X-Files movie and I honestly don’t care if this was the 1998 Gillian Anderson. I’d still do her.

 

6. Dian Fossey – Gorillas in the Mist and Ripley - Alien (Tie)

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In my opinion, in her prime, Sigourney Weaver was the total package. My reasoning behind this is mostly based on the fact that her characters and acting skills were just as strong as her amazing good looks. The underwear scene at the end of Alien also has a little to do with it. Anyway…

In Gorillas in the Mist, Sigourney Weaver starred in the true-life story of naturalist/American zoologist Dian Fossey and her ballsy work in Rwanda with mountain gorillas. It’s quite obvious that the late, great Fossey was very much a brainiac with a serious backbone to boot, but I’m sorry to say that she was nowhere near as warm on the eyes as a ripe Weaver in 1988.

Sigourney Weaver’s performance in the film was truly inspiring, but as a kid, it was her sexy hypnotic gaze that made me interested in all that "save the gorillas" junk. Even if Sigourney’s role as Fossey was her geekiest, you could toss her performance as Warrant Officer Ripley from the Alien franchise up in the mix as well. Any chick that can run a spaceship all by her lonesome and operate a power loader has to have a serious IQ score. Add that in with Sigourney’s long, luscious limbs and you got one of film’s sexiest characters. 

 

5. River Tam – Serenity

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As River Tam in Serenity, Summer Glau plays a seventeen-year old psychic genius who’s as intelligent as she is deadly. There is no question that River is totally a Wushu-fighting badass in the film, but when we first meet her she’s a telepathic little girl who’s completely traumatized. This instantly sets off the geek radar, y’all. Now as for Glau’s hotness, I don’t really think there’s even a question. I can’t say that she’s the sexiest Terminator of all time (Kristanna Loken, I’m looking at you), but she’s still one of the cutest of all sci-fi’s faces. 

 

4. Mystique - X-Men

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I’m sure you’re all asking why not Jean Grey? She’s a scientist. She’s telepathic. What can I say? I’ve always been fond of badass blue girls that walk around naked all time.

First off, Mystique is absolutely a geek. She can fly helicopters, hack any computer you can throw at her, and orchestrate a jailbreak with ease. She’s also always had the smarts to save her own ass when the s**t was about to hit the fan.

As for her hotness, there’s simply no question. Anyway you slice it, she’s still Rebecca Romijn under all that blue skin. Oh, by the way, mama is also over 100 years old and still lookin’ damn good.

 

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