Bury your face in bosom-shaped speakers embedded in soft, pink, velvety padding this Valentine’s Day. They’re in the shape of boobs (obviously) and they house two smallish speakers that the manufacturer has no specifications on. But I can tell you that there’s a speaker jack, and a volume control (not the nipple), and they run on 4 x AA batteries.
If you don’t have one, you can put on some sensitive, tender emo tunes so you can cry about being oh so very alone. Or, if that’s not your thing, put on some f**kin’ metal.
Source: Boys' Stuff UK