The Beer Belly is a backward, backpack bladder to hold beer with a flexible hose to get it to your thirsty, thirsty mouth. Have you ever stuffed a whole lot of chocolate covered raisins in your jeans to avoid the 7 dollar box they sell at the theaters? This is kind of like that, except that chocolate raisins don't get you drunk. However, the Beer Belly doesn't make your crotch look bulbous and enticingly terrifying. Decisions, decisions...get it here for $50.
More manly drinking. Because why the hell not?