USB Doomsday Device to End Worlds

March 16, 2009

Well, spank my a** and call me Susan, somebody used all the coffee cups in your office again.  That’s it.  That’s the end of it.  I can’t handle any more.  Time to push the little red button. 

To execute yourself and everybody around you, just plug this 4’’x3’’x2.5’’ device into a USB 2.0 port, then initiate the arming sequence. 

To arm and then fire the Doomsday Device, you must activate 3 levels of security in order.  First, activate switch one, powering it on.  Second, switch two arming it. Switch three is armed using a secure key that should only be issued to authorized military personnel.

At this time, the red button should be glowing like the smoldering hatred in your soul. Bonus: it's 20% off right now, so you'll only pay $40.

Source: ThinkGeek