Porta-Pizza Oven: When Too Much Pizza is Never Enough

June 25, 2009

Do you constantly find yourself stuck in traffic, wondering why you don't have a piping hot personal pizza to stuff in your gaping maw at a moments notice? Well, the problem was that you didn't have a mobile pizza oven. That's about to change.

Enter the Porta-Pizza oven, a portable pizzeria that plugs right into your dashboard via the cigarette lighter in your car. Of course, it comes with high and low settings for cooking and warming.

Surprisingly, this was not part of Dominos Pizza's announcement this morning, which we all assumed was going to be about them trying to make pizza that tasted good. It wasn't.

Incidentally, I don't know about you, but when I think about where to order a pizza from, my first thought isn't usually, "do they offer real time GPS tracking of my pizza's delivery progress?" It's more like "does the pizza taste like ass?"

In any case, avoid all that nonsense and enjoy fine freeway dining and copious amounts of pizza grease all over your car for a paltry $36.

Source: Technabob