Secret Island Sex Vacation (with photo gallery)

Are you ready for the ultimate adult fantasy vacation? This is what the Viking’s Exotic Resort website asks you immediately upon visiting. I answered, "F*** yes." So then I started clicking around, and here’s what I found...

This, by all appearances, is a completely legitimate sex resort. Because it exists in the British Virgin Islands (which is pretty ironic), it doesn’t have to abide by our lame, no-sex-for-money laws. It’s a tropical paradise!

Catering to the super-rich – the first review I found was on WallStreetFighter.com – Viking’s Exotic Resort offers not only "foxy companions" (this is escort lingo for "human sex toys"), but also a variety of resort-style activities like scuba diving, golf, and deep sea fishing.

So, you can go hit a few balls or snorkel if you get tired of the VIP package, which includes:

Individual reservations for 4 days and 3 nights are $7,900 and include:

Two girls for each night of your entire stay
Pre-selection of your favorite girls for the first night of your stay and/or "first pick" of your favorite girl or girls at the Welcome Cocktail Party.
The company of the companions for 4 days and 3 nights
Accommodation in a VIP Suite
All meals and drinks served at the villa
Complimentary massages
Transportation to and from the local airport
VIP reception at the airport upon arrival
Welcome Cocktail Party
Lifetime membership to our "members only" section of the website

Of course there are other, cheaper packages. But before you decide on yours, here are the girls you'll be "companion-ing" with. If I were you, I'd go through the gallery until I found "Luba." So friggin' awesome. They really named her "Luba."

Viking Sex Vacation

Source: Viking Entertainment Group Inc.