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Secret Island Sex Vacation

by Reverend_Danger   February 24, 2009 at 3:21PM  |  Views: 16,495

Are you ready for the ultimate adult fantasy vacation?  This is what the Viking’s Exotic Resort website asks you immediately upon visiting.  I answered, "F*** yes."  So then I started clicking around, and here’s what I found...

This, by all appearances, is a completely legitimate sex resort.  Because it exists in the British Virgin Islands (which is pretty ironic), it doesn’t have to abide by our lame, no-sex-for-money laws.  It’s a tropical paradise! 

Catering to the super-rich – the first review I found was on WallStreetFighter.com – Viking’s Exotic Resort offers not only "foxy companions" (this is escort lingo for "human sex toys"), but also a variety of resort-style activities like scuba diving, golf, and deep sea fishing. 

So, you can go hit a few balls or snorkel if you get tired of the VIP package, which includes:

Individual reservations for 4 days and 3 nights are $7,900 and include:

  • Two girls for each night of your entire stay
  • Pre-selection of your favorite girls for the first night of your stay and/or "first pick" of your favorite girl or girls at the Welcome Cocktail Party.
  • The company of the companions for 4 days and 3 nights 
  • Accommodation in a VIP Suite
  • All meals and drinks served at the villa
  • Complimentary massages
  • Transportation to and from the local airport
  • VIP reception at the airport upon arrival
  • Welcome Cocktail Party
  • Lifetime membership to our "members only" section of the website
Of course there are other, cheaper packages.  But before you decide on yours, here are the girls you'll be "companion-ing" with. If I were you, I'd go through the gallery until I found "Luba."  So friggin' awesome.  They really named her "Luba." 


Source: Viking Entertainment Group Inc.

 

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