Tila Tequila Is Going to Sue 'Cause Someone Stole Her Laptop | SPIKE

Well, she's at it again. Now, Tila Tequila is saying she's going to sue both because someone stole her laptop and also proceeded to take a sex video of her on said laptop and post the thing on the internet. Or so she claims. Kind of hard to take Ms. Tequila at her word these days.

One way or another, Tequila means business:

Just days after she Ustreamed herself in a naked rant, a new XXX video surfaced on a porn site called 4tube.com featuring Tila in a very compromising adult position with a naked man.

Tila doesn't know why the video is surfacing now, but she claims it was ripped from a laptop that she reported stolen roughly two years ago -- and now she's threatening to sue the site for posting the clip.

It seems like a leaked sex tape is exactly what Tila needs for her career right now. The timing couldn't have been better, right?

Well, she and her lawyer, Cyrus Nownejad, don't seem to think so. They've sent a cease and desist letter and are gearing up to sue if doesn't come down post-haste. Which seems unlikely.

The Internet can't get enough of Tila! That said, here's hoping someone puts a cease and desist on Tila's crazy stunts. She's going to have a hard time suing herself into fame and riches.

Or is she?

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