What would happen if an NBA hate magnet and inexplicably popular Ryan Seacrest employee started dating? The phrase “Internet apocalypse” comes to mind.
According to the fine folks at Mediatakeout.com:
"Kim and [LeBron] are friends. They've partied together and there's always been a mutual attraction. Now that Kim's single, she would like to take things to another level."
It’s unclear what new levels are possible for a guy who held a 60-minute nationally televised special to announce which team he wanted to play for, but recruiting a veteran of the sex tape scene could certainly spice up his next broadcast.
It’s poignant to note that James has vehemently denied the rumors (via Twitter), but his credibility isn’t exactly sky high after repeatedly claiming to “consider staying in Cleveland” last June.
For now, we’re going to have play the waiting game and allow James ample time to become a sexual free agent. This way he can call up Jim Gray and host “The Decision: Part Deux” in which he announces whether he will stay with the mother of his children or take his talents to Kim Kardashian’s vagina.
(Side note: At this point does Kim just flip through Sports Illustrated every month and circle which players she’d like have sex with?)
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