This is Why Your Secretary Wins the Office March Madness Pool Every Year

March 18, 2010

Is there anything more entertaining than watching the 34-year-old Vin Diesel enthusiast who brags about his collection of retro Gonzaga jerseys threaten to kill himself each year he comes in 124th place in the annual office March Madness pool?

The fact that he values sports knowledge above basic human hygiene or community service makes this self-proclaimed bracket-ologist the unintentional comedic hit of the year every time a secretary who picks teams based on "the cutest boys" or "least sexual assault charges" walks away with the prize money he was going to spend on online dating memberships.

Our friends at took this widely lamented phenomenon and developed an interesting theory as to why it happens...



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