Sporadically employed football WAG Kim Kardashian decided to seek public attention at a Dallas Cowboys pre-season workout session over the weekend. Needless to say, Jerry Jones was pretty excited to watch Jessica Simpson 2.0 marking her territory five weeks before the season starts.
Kardashian led her pied piper of paparazzi to the Cowboys practice facility for a “spontaneous” photo shoot and lunch with current boyfriend Miles Austin. Luckily, Tony Romo was able to join.
The Associated Press reports that “Jones said he ‘almost swallowed’ his sandwich when he ran into Austin and Kardashian having lunch with Romo.”
Almost swallowed his sandwich! (Which is presumably a bad thing?)
To put this into perspective, amidst a humiliating collegiate scandal which destroyed USC football, Reggie Bush decided that the most logical way to get his life back on track was to kick Kardashian to the proverbial curb. He legitimately thought that the one thing currently holding him was back is now hanging out in the Dallas Cowboys locker room on a regular basis.
Perhaps it's time to re-evaluate the Cowboys as Super Bowl favorites?
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