The Calamente Noodle Fork looks like perhaps it's better-suited for GITMO than it is for a romantic, noodle-slurping, Italian dinner under the moonlight with your favorite lady. It’s designed after the shape of the human hand allegedly. But, one wonders what sort of robo-monster this particular designer had in their studio to model.
You can (possibly?) buy it from the manufacturer’s page here, but probably only if you can read Japanese.