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Musical Condom says, "Play Me In, Johnny!"

by Reverend_Danger   July 28, 2008 at 2:06PM  |  Views: 42

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A musical condom! Put a tune in her womb today with this lyrical libido-enhancer!  This little (depending?) baby isn't commercially available yet, but it doesn't hurt to start planning the score to your score early.

The inventor describes it thusly:

"...a chip-controlled piezoelectric sound transducer (18) which plays a melody or voiced message when during intercourse the contacts of the sound-playing unit are closed and the transducer is activated"

Force-induced?  One wonders how much force.  And one (me) wonders if the message is variable with the force.  For instance, I don't want my electronic condom to be screaming "Welcome to Thunderdome," in the tender moments of initial penetration.  Likewise, I don't want it to play a pianissimo symphonic soundtrack during the sweaty, contused apocalyptic bit toward the end.  Something like "that's never happened to me before," would be ideal.

Guess we'll wait to see.  I'm cautiously optimistic, but greatness certainly courts failure.  Keep your fingers crossed.

 

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