Heavyweight Boxing Champ and Tiny Heroes Star Take Early Lead in "Awkward Couple of the Year" Award

January 4, 2010

After spending 26 minutes spell-checking their names and 90 seconds confirming the rumor, it appears that Wladimir Klitschko (best known for being the least interesting boxing superstar since Ivan Drago) and Hayden Panettiere (celebrated for her work as “girl on sinking boat” in the Kevin Costner hit Message in a Bottle) are dating.

Though it’s unclear how the schematics of the 6-foot-6 Ukrainian and 5-foot-1 television star work in the bedroom, they were photographed cozying up together at a Miami Hotel, which in Hollywood gossip circles means she’s probably pregnant and/or headed to rehab.

For Panettiere, who still isn’t old enough to order alcohol, this marks the third consecutive beau over 30 years old she’s tied down, sending an important message to creepy American men - that even though it isn’t technically legal to date a high school cheerleader anymore, it’s perfectly acceptable to nail a girl who plays one on television.

Source: HollywoodGossip.com