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The Top 10 Hot Chicks with Ugly Dudes

by girls   September 29, 2009 at 10:00AM  |  Views: 26,952

5. Heidi Klum and Seal

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Heidi Klum is married to the British singer Seal and, by all accounts, they have a wonderful relationship and are very much in love. That said, Seal’s face is horribly disfigured from a childhood form of lupus called discoid lupus erythematosus, a condition where the immune cells attack body tissue. If not treated, it can form horrendous scarring, as in Seal’s case.

The couple got together after meeting briefly in 2003 at a British awards show. Seal remembers seeing her and thinking “'Wow, whoever goes out with that girl is one lucky guy.” The following year they bumped into each other in the lobby of a New York City hotel and Seal became that man. Seal was returning from the gym, wearing spandex and Heidi was apparently impressed with what she saw of his package and asked him out for pizza. The two started dating, though the relationship was complicated because Heidi was pregnant with Renault Formula One owner Flavio Briatore’s baby, who it must be said is way uglier and older than Seal.

4. Jamie-Lynn Sigler and Jerry Ferrara

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It’s hard to believe that Jamie-Lynn Sigler is dating Turtle from Entourage in real life, but it’s true. She and Jerry Ferrara hooked up shortly after meeting on set and filming their first scene together.

Jamie-Lynn recently dished the dirt on the relationship to Hollywood Scoop, saying, “This is the first time I've ever dated anyone in the industry, and it's kind of nice. It’s nice to have someone that understands kind of what you do, it’s a thing that we have in common a thing that we share, it’s all wonderful all good. There’s nothing wrong with it.” Aww, how sweet.

This relationship gives overweight men everywhere hope, because let’s face it, beautiful women don’t date fat guys. Right? Well, that’s what ABC New reporter Dan Harris thinks. He recently interviewed Ms. Sigler and asked her, “In real life, do you think that beautiful women do or would date fat dudes?” Umm, that’s embarrassing. Jamie-Lynn awkwardly answered “Yes” and the world’s fat men collectively rejoiced.

3. Katy Perry and Travis McCoy

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Katy Perry has been dating Travis McCoy, the lead singer of kidz hip-pop boy band Gym Class Heroes, since early 2008. It’s a pairing that doesn’t make a whole lot of sense. Katy Perry is bright, bubbly, pleasant on the eye, and sweet as pie. Mr. McCoy looks like he was just released from prison after serving time for cruelty against music.

This is one relationship that keeps me, and probably most men, up at night. Sometimes I wake in fright in the middle of the night, in a cold sweat screaming, “WHY?!” Why would someone like Katy Perry, who can craft a catchy pop tune, is totally hot, and has great milky white breasts, be attracted to a haughty, faux-gangsta rapper with a Monroe piercing? Does that mean I need to bling out and pretend to be hardcore to get a nice girl?

It would be different if this guy was a talented musician, but he’s more of a poseur than musician. When this guy sings he has two expressions, bored and smug. He sings with an attitude of arrogance, like he's the most hardcore rapper in the world, when the truth is he and his band sold out faster than the donuts at Kirstie Alley’s local Krispy Kreme. Please Katy, you can do much, much better!

2. Marisa Miller and Griffin Guess

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Marisa Miller is one of the hottest women in the world, yet she’s married to a dude who can be charitably described as “incredibly douchey.” Seriously, what grown man spends that much time shaping and styling their hair? Why would you even want hair like that? To top it off, Marisa’s man has a seriously douchey name - Griffin Guess. To be fair, most men would walk around with a sense of arrogance and cocksureness if they’d landed Ms. Miller.

Mr. Miller is somewhat accomplished in his own right, even if he is Marisa’s second husband.  He is reportedly a music producer and talent manager who successfully started his own record company. He has been described as a “music mogul” by a Malibu newspaper and has worked on projects with such artists as Kanye West, Andre 3000, Jay Z, 50 Cent, Weezer, and Eminem. At least one of those guys should've told him to get a haircut.

1. Christina Aguilera and Jordan Bratman

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They say that love is blind and, in the case of Christina Aguilera, it couldn’t be truer. The "Genie in a Bottle" singer is still head-over-heels in love with her husband of five years, Jordan Bratman. The happy couple met in late 2001 after Bratman started working at her record company. They started dating the following year and by 2005 they were married. Last year they welcomed their first child.

Life may be blissful for Ms. Aguilera, but her fans have not taken kindly to Mr. Aguilera’s looks. He has been described by some fans as looking like a “monkey” and “hideously ugly.”  Ouch. Now I can understand that a guy doesn’t need to be an Abercrombie model or an action hero to land a beautiful woman. Heck, even Lyle Lovett managed to score Julia Robert for a hot second. However, truth be told, it’s obvious that Jordan Bratman has gotten into numerous fights with the ugly stick and lost them all.

What Mr. Bratman may lack in the looks department, he certainly makes up for it in spades in the romance department. Christina recently gushed to E! News, “"Jordan just continuously...just makes me fall deeper and deeper in love with him every day. He just exudes such love...and [is] such a great father to Max that it just makes me the happiest woman alive." Jordan keeps his woman happy by surprising her with balloons, leaving love notes, and maintaining a tradition known as Naked Sundays, where the couple spends the day totally naked. Take note men -- women will forgo chiseled cheekbones and pecks for massive amounts of pampering.

THE DAILY FOUR

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