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The Top 10 Hot Chicks with Ugly Dudes

by girls   September 29, 2009 at 10:00AM  |  Views: 27,989

The laws of attraction usually mean that beautiful people date the beautiful, the regular folks end up with each other, and the ugly die alone. If you’re a hot celebrity, then the world’s your oyster when it comes to nabbing an attractive mate. Not so with these famous ladies. If love is blind, then these women are as blind as bats.

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10. Anna Faris and Chris Pratt

Bubbly blonde Anna Faris rushed down the aisle for the second time over the summer, marrying actor Chris Pratt. The couple reportedly tied the knot on July 9th in Bali after dating for a relatively short period of time. Pratt has appeared as a series regular on TV shows such as Everwood, The OC, and Parks and Recreation.

The newlyweds were photographed days after getting hitched and looked, well, you decide. Pratt paraded along the beach wearing a patriotic Speedo and showing off his impressive beer belly. This guy is pudgy, goofy, and totally awesome. Mr. Pratt had only been married a matter of days and already he’s like, “F@#$ it. I’m going to let it all hang out.” This is something only a married guy can get away with. When you’re married, your wife finds this kind of behavior cute and adorable. When you’re not, you get dumped.

 9. Malin Ackerman and Roberto Zincone

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When Malin Ackerman met little-known Italian musician Roberto Zincone, she didn’t speak any Italian and his English was spotty. Instead they communicated through the language of love and with the help of a small bilingual dictionary. The star of Watchmen married her pocket-rocket Italian stallion in a fairytale wedding in the summer of 2007.  

The reason Roberto landed such a fine woman is simple. It’s because he’s foreign. Foreign men have a clear advantage over regular guys when it comes to romance and dating. Instead of needing to rely on good looks or a large fortune, these foreign men woo our women with foreign accents and exotic pasts.

8. Paulina Porizkova and Ric Ocasek

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Paulina Porizkova is a former model and actress who was recently a judge on America’s Next Top Model. The model has had a long and distinguished career modeling for magazines such as Sports Illustrated and Playboy. She's also dabbled with acting and written a book. With such accomplishment you’d think she would be able to have her pick of men. So who does this Czech beauty choose? A man that looks like a walking skeleton.

Paulina married Ric Ocasek, the lead singer of The Cars, in 1989 and ever since she’s been doing her best not to break him in two. It's rumored that she carries Krazy Glue at all times, just in case Ric has an accident and needs to be stuck back together. For once, the supermodel is the one that doesn't need a cheeseburger.

7. Kristy Hinze and James H. Clark

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Kristy Hinze is an internationally known Aussie model who has modeled for Sports Illustrated and Victoria’s Secret. She also hosts the Australian version of Project Runway. Early this year Hinze set tongues wagging across Australia when she got hitched to Silicon Valley billionaire James H. Clark, who at age 65 is more than double Kristy’s age. In the couple’s wedding photographs it looks like Kristy is standing with the father of the bride, not the groom. The only thing that gives it away is Clark’s huge smile. Even with his billions, this guy knows he’s a lucky man.

Kristy says the 36 year age difference is not a concern, telling the Australian Women's Weekly, “To me, it was different to hang out with someone with something to say that was so interesting and important and who was truly, incredibly intelligent. He's handsome and has so much charisma - and he's so funny.” Also it doesn’t hurt that he has billions and billions of dollars. I guess love is a funny thing.

6. Megan Fox and Brian Austin Green

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There is no question that Megan Fox is hot. She oozes sex with her pouty lips and piercing eyes. Fox knows what her male audience likes and draws them in with her tantalizing tales of forbidden lesbian love and how she’d like to get it on like an ox with Olivia Wilde. The truth is Ms. Fox is all talk and what proves it is her relationship with a washed-up teen television actor.

Brian Austin Green isn’t technically “ugly,” but let’s face it, he’s Brian Austin Green and she’s Megan Fox. It’s like if you went to buy a sandwich, could have any sandwich in world, and you settle for ham (without mayo or mustard). Now don’t get me wrong, this dude used to be cool, once, but that was way back in the 1990s when he was spinning discs and making out with Tori Spelling on the original Beverly Hills 90210. Now he’s simply the guy who stole Fox’s best years.

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